I made a new friend today. His name is Robin. He hung out with me whilst working on some front yard landscaping (more on that later).
We cranked up some Creed and Smashing Pumpkins whilst he supervised my work and ate pretty much every wormy, grubby, sub-surface crawler I unearthed.
He was with me the whole afternoon, too, except when he flew away a few times....probably to poop on my house all that he had eaten. I could swear I was watching this feasting fowl grow by the hour.